First Cold

I don't want to come off all pessimistic but, we have about 4 more months of this. So we better somehow learn to make the most of it. Isn't it reassuring that I'm here to, not only describe the obvious, but to help guide us, the peoples, through these dank, dark months to come with witty banter, crazy made-up stories, divorced mother of 5 boys style cussing and sometimes stark photo-realism. Stay tuned for more uplifting-ness.